Wait! Stop! Don't shave your MOVEMBER mustache and throw it away! Put it to use. Good use. There's an organization called Matter of Trust that will re-purpose your useful mustache hair to soak up oil spills...which will save the planet. But, in order to achieve maximum efficiency in this important operation...
We've decided that Tom Selleck is the ideal point man.
So, on Decmeber 1st to celebrate the end of MOVEMBER, send your used mustache to:
Tom Selleck
331 Sage Ln
Santa Monica,
331 Sage Ln
Santa Monica,
CA 90402-1119
USA
USA
We're certain that Tom Selleck will be thrilled by this, and that he'll forward the mustaches to the appropriate authorities...who will then save the planet.
We're counting on you Tom.
Thanks,
-The Planet